Hello Again, Zend Certified Engineer!
Last year, I tested and passed the Zend PHP 4 certification. Once again, I have overcome great adversity and climbed the highest figurative mountains in order to qualify and quantify my bountiful PHP skills.
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce my acceptance of Zend Certified Engineer: PHP 5.
Tune in this time next year for my PHP 6 hat trick.