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Welcome to the IndexCenter of Blackbeard's Castle!
I'm Israel Hands, Cap'n Teach's first mate --- here to quickly recap what be currently aboard here at our humble little corner o' cyberspace......
.....startin', appropriately, with our Cap'n's Introduction, Welcome to the Castle, wherein our host and Master --- Cap'n Ed'ard "Blackbeard" Teach --- will show ye Mortals what t' expect hither!
Fer those o' ye wi' the bagpipes on the brain, Uncle Fergus' Homepage: Bagpipers' Paradise awaits ye, featurin' as it does these special segments: "The Boswell Returns!" from "Uncle Fergus' Bagpipers' Internet Companion," Uncle Fergus' Own Story and Uncle Fergus' Highland Links!
For those o' ye what can't be waitin' fer the holidays, we've got the incredible KringleQuest.com! This year-'round Christmas adventure in cyberspace, cellybratin' "Santa Claus: The Movie," features a Dedication to Alexander Salkind, a section on The Fight to Letterbox the Dudley Moore/John Lithgow starrer (currently bein' rebuilt), the complete SCTM Credits, Act One and Act Two of "The Story" synopsis (with Act Three still bein' constructed; and Act Four just recently 'avin' been completed); and the complete Lyrics to all the film's songs! There's even a Santa Update page; and ye landlubbers can personally write ter th' Jolly One usin' Dooley's Mailbox! And Dooley's Links are also on deck as well!
Ye can likewise find hither the homepage of that fun-lovin' fiddlin' foursome, The Quartet of the Longbeards! Here's a peek at what their corner o' the Castle contains: The Story of the Muller Brothers Quartets, A Word About Music Mountain (this segment, too, be under re-construction), Programmes by The Quartet of the Longbeards, and The Longbeards' Top 10!
Yet another page in our roster is the rather elegant Edward VII: The Homepage, featurin' His Majesty's Links of Merit (We'll soon be makin' further additions to Ol' Teddy's Royal Homepage, so don't ye go worryin' 'bout that!)
Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, 4000-year-old expert in Magecraft and Imagination, is also a part o' our merry online crew. Here be some o' what his Dark Chambers have: Classic Blackwolf; Blackwolf's Links; Blackwolf's Dossier; and Blackwolf's Home Faires!
His Majesty King Humphrey III of Berenicia and 'is court fool Bellbottom are here, too; and they'll be greetin' ye with Tales from Berenicia: The World's Greatest Fairy Tales --- Profusely Whipp'd Into Shape!
Then ya has The Sterlingshire Pages, and it be the Royal Newsletter of the Empire o' Ironthorn! Their Historian, Olen Forkbeard, a scurvy Norse Barbarian turned Minstrel, runs them thar Pages; he'll be a-showin' ye the ins n' outs' o' life in Ironthorn; ye'll be wantin' to check that'n out, sez I!
Our newest page belongs to Otto E. Funk, a/k/a Old Man Fiddler. This lovable, fiddle-happy old dog'll tell his tale, an' share a few fiddle-related links with ya.
Bein' built is Superman: The Movie --- The Richard Washington Site, featuring the complete synopsis --- an' nothin' but --- of the Salkinds' 1978 classic adventure starrin' Christopher Reeve!
Finally, we've got this 'ere page, the IndexCenter! Here, as Cap'n Blackbeard mentioned in 'is Intro, I'll be lettin' ye know about what be on tap fer this here entire site collection!
Well, that's all for now from my part o' the boat. Look fer more updates from yer ol' matey, Israel Hands, as soon I'm able to get busy on 'em!
Always sailin', Israel Hands
P.S.: Here be five of our favorite site links, just ter get ye started on yer way:
Sir Clisto Seversword's Tome of Adventure and Knowledge
Ryleh the Wanderer's Renaissance World
No Quarter Given
Blackbeard Lives!
The Edinburgh Military Tattoo
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