Welcome, everybody, to the sturdy, comfortable wooden cabin home of.....

OLD MAN FIDDLER

Howdy, folks!

This here's Otto E. Funk, formerly of New York City,

and jus' recently re-located to the forests of Northern Californy ---
but you can just call me Old Man Fiddler.

You've just knocked on th' door of me webpage,
and the purpose o' this here webpage is to tell you good folks my story;
and to share a few of my favorite fiddle links with ya! (Heh-heh!)
You can also c'mere n' hear me spin a yarn er two
about me favorite old-time fiddler, Uncle Jimmy Thompson!
You can also see a few pitchers of some fiddlers makin' their musical merry, in me Fiddler's Gallery, too!
We'll be more'n happy to git th' barn dance started, but don't ya worry none if'n things git kinda slow.
After all, seein' as this here just happens t' be Richard Washington's Blackbeard's Castle,
you folks probably know by now that just about anythin's possible!

Just ask Blackwolf the Dragonmaster,
Uncle Fergus,
Dooley o' th' Vendequm at KringleQuest.com,
King Edward VII of Britain
or King Humphrey III of Berenicia!
I'm honored n' proud t' be joinin' up with their happy little family!
Wheeeeeee!

So you jus' check on back whenever you can, 'cuz you know everythin' around here's always under construction.

I'll be around fer sure --- fiddlin' on me fiddle, o' course! (Heh-heh!)
But until then, you can always find yer way to th' website o' Fiddler Magazine,
where fiddle magic happens just about every day!

And just so's y' folks don't git too lonely, I got me very own Theme Song to share wi' ye Good People!

So if'n yer ready to swing ye partner wi' a do-si-do, let's let this 'ere barn dance begin!

Wanna hear a little bit more fiddlin'?
Then join me fellow fun-lovin' old coots,
The Quartet of the Longbeards!
But, if'n ye don't feel up t' it,
ye kin always head back t'
Blackbeard's Castle!

OLD MAN FIDDLER and Old Man Fiddler character
are trademarks of EPE Holdings, Inc.
TMs & (C) Copyright 2002 by EPE Holdings, Inc.
All rights reserved.

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